I always notice this happy, eager-to-please, squeegee in one hand, gas nozzle in the other hand, gas jockey guy every time I drive through Crystal City, Missouri.
It had been a while since the last time. So, just this past week, I find myself there again, in Crystal City. And to my horror, I find this....
....my gas jockey buddy is GONE! He has been replaced by THIS guy!
What happened to the happy guy?? This guy doesn't even have a sqeegee!
At first, I thought happy guy got a makeover, new hairdo, new cap, new overalls, new shoes, dropped some pounds. But NO, this is a different guy!
I'm a little rattled.